A therapist once told me, “There is nothing wrong with you. It’s not you, it’s the other guys.”

A mother once told me, “You are such a great guy, any person would be lucky to have you in their life.”

My mother once told me, “I love you more life itself, I know one day you will find a guy who will make you happy.”

A few years and some months later I’m still wondering if these statements are going to come true. I know, I know, another DRUNK post about men. Sorry. Deal with it. It’s on my mind.

I find the small ironies in life funny. I find my supposed love life funny.

SO, I have to so stop drinking and opening up my laptop. One day I’m going to actually write truth.

Hoe.