Instead of posting ANOTHER word about why I hate being single and how I'm so sad, a long time friend wrote this about me today:

Me: But I'm always the new guy who will make an awesome friend
Him: That is because unfortunatley, you are an awesome friend. ur a nice guy, you've been through a lot and thats made u a good person, because whatever crap you've taken, you wouldn't inflict it on others, and since you come off as this well of niceness, everyone looks at you like the safety, the friend, confidant etc. You just gotta find someone whose looking for a nice guy. Whereas the gay population in ur age range are basically human pogo sticks.
Me: HAHA...quote of the day..."human pogo sticks."
Him: lets face it, gay people are straight guys without the responsibility or inconvinience of pregnancies, they are NOT really dating material

Thank you.

Have a safe and productive Single's Awareness Day!